"Happiness is not something ready made..."
Eric Whitacre - Sleep
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i-will-walk:

Sleep - Eric Whitacre

My current mood

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

modern-requiem:

knittywriter:

nonymoose:

ultrafunnypictures:

The snowman came out a little differently than expected.



I had to put my phone down I am laughing so hard


So awkward

modern-requiem:

knittywriter:

nonymoose:

ultrafunnypictures:

The snowman came out a little differently than expected.

I had to put my phone down I am laughing so hard

So awkward

medic278:

carnalincarnate:

sunisjealousofthewayyoushine:

cultofkimber:

static-sea:

I had a good laugh tonight.

This makes my heart hurt.

The stupidity of humanity sometimes astounds me

Sweet merciful fuck.
medic278

May God have mercy on their pathetic, stupid souls…

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

A MORNING WITH THE COMPOSERS
Bach: Guten (guten) Tag (tag)
Beethoven: Gu-guten TAAAG! Gu-guten TAAAG!
Brahms: *smashes wall with a piano* *waves hand* Guten Taaaag!
Gershwin: Good morning, sunshine!
Grieg: For God's sake, don't make me say that.
Ivor Cutler: Good morning how are you SHUT UUUUUP.
Mozart: Guten TaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAag!
Mussorgsky: ...who set the moon of fire?
Philip Glass: Good, good, good-good, good, morning good good morning.
Rachmaninov: It is never a good morning.
Schoenberg: Guten Tag (x12)
Shostakovich: Dobroe (I hate Stalin) utro.
Strauss: *waltzes into room* Guten Tag!
Stravinsky: Good morning *kills off virgins* Ah, what a wonderful day
Tchaikovsky: DOBROE *cannons* UTRO! *more cannons* <3

blackjackmothafucka:

This is the devil’s favorite post

tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Shower Thoughts [distractify]

Previously: Human Shower Thoughts